Q&A: Crowder student answers funny questions

By Kaleb Fobair  

Reporter  

Llen King, communication major, talks about life and answers some crazy questions. 

How old are you? 

Twenty-five years old. 

Where are you from? 

A small town in Colorado, not the rocky part, the part that is flat and looks like Kansas. I moved to Missouri in my early teens.  

Favorite type of music? 

My favorite would have to be alternative, it’s very different sounding and uses a lot of different instruments than regular music.  

Who would win in a fight between Spider-Man and Batman? 

I would have to say Spider-Man, because Batman is basically Jeff Bezos in a suit with gadgets. If Spider-Man can get those gadgets away from him, I think he has a good chance of winning.  

If you could have any super power, what would you have and why? 

Ooo, that’s a really hard choice, I think I would want to have the power of persuasion. I could use it to be both a villain or a hero. I could be like, “I really like that, you should give it to me”, or, “You believe in global warming”, I could do whatever I want. 

What fictional world would you want to live in? 

That’s a hard one, but I would have to say the shire. Nothing sounds better than kicking back and drinking some sweet tea, living in a hobbit house in the shire. 

A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? 

He is looking for his foreign language class, he is lost and is looking for help.  

You’re given an elephant. You can’t give it away or seek it. What would you do with the elephant? 

This is also a hard one, I think I would teach it how to paint. I’ve seen people teach elephants how to paint and it would be awesome to have a painting elephant to paint with. 

If you could own any dinosaur. Which one would you want? 

My first choice would be a pterodactyl, because that would be really cool, all flying dinosaurs are awesome, but I would have to choose a triceratops so I could ride it. 

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? 

I would love to go to Europe and go see the Colosseum.